I feel like my entire life is crashing and it’s really just one thing that I did wrong and I made a mistake and I know that I’m never going to let myself live this down I’m freaking out so much right now.


I can’t even read my emails without freaking out.


I eat too much to die, and not enough to stay alive. I’m sitting in the middle, waiting.
Manic Street Preachers’ 4 st 7lbs (via sherlock-ed-iam)

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

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mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

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niknak79:

Listen to the D

niknak79:

Listen to the D

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cataclysmz:

counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

IT’S LIKE THEY ARE MAKING AN ASS SOUP IN THERE

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I don’t want to be here right now. Please tell me it gets better.


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When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

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